Alexander Ovechkin Is a Douche, but You Knew That Already

It’s been a bang-up week for the Pittsburgh Penguins.

First, the new zambonis arrived at their new home, the Consol Center. Pictures of the Zambonis are here.

Then God and God, Jr., also known as Mario Lemieux and Sidney Crosby, annointed the new ice surface at the Contsol Center.

Then Max Talbot called Alexander Ovechkin a “real douche” on the radio. The fine folks at SB Nation were kind enough to type up the transcript of his comments.

As Badger Bob used to say, it’s a great day for hockey.